Lets wait until it’s past it’s used by date before wij eat it” Said no one everzwijn.

Hubpages writer StricktlyDating is an Australian writer creating pages of llamativo funny quotes, funny status updates, and funny memes.

Funny quotes and status updates about things no one everzwijn said and no one will say everzwijn!

. Said No-One Everzwijn Quotes!

“I LOVE smelly footwear” Said no one everzwijn.

“Bad morning to you!” Said no one everzwijn.

“I appreciate your smell ter this slagroom since you toevluchthaven’t showered ter a week!” Said no one everzwijn.

“I wish weekends never existed” Said no one everzwijn.

“My, what lovely Crocs you’re wearing” Said no one everzwijn.

“Wow that orange dump sunburn indeed suits you!” Said no one everzwijn.

“This lettuce sure strikes having cake!” Said no one everzwijn.

“I wish I wasgoed Octomom” Said no one everzwijn.

“I wish mom and dad had named mij Sparrow” Said no one everzwijn.

“Man I wish I wasgoed older” Said no one overheen 30, everzwijn.

“I’m so glad I’ve bot feeling off all week” Said no one everzwijn.

“You talent mij way too much switch” Said no one everzwijn.

“No I don’t like a shoulder rubdown” Said no one everzwijn.

“I wish I had less money” Said no student everzwijn.

“I hate sleeping ter” Said no one on their day off, everzwijn.

“I’m so glad I’m working today and not at the beach” Said no one everzwijn.

“I love weeping babies when I’m on a plane” Said no one everzwijn.

“It feels so fine to be disregarded” Said no one everzwijn.

“Your breath tastes so sweet te the morning” Said no one everzwijn.

“I’m prettier than Miranda Kerr!” Said no one everzwijn.

“I love going to weddings on my own” Said no singles everzwijn.

“I truly want to date someone sleazy” Said no woman everzwijn.

“I want to date someone older than my parents” Said no one everzwijn.

“You look so gorgeous with that tongue piercing” Said no one everzwijn.

“Teenagers know everything about life” Said no one everzwijn.

“I hope it’s cold and rainy all weekend” Said no one everzwijn.

“I love when the wind and rain messes with my hair” Said no one everzwijn.

“I’m thinking of moving to the Arctic” Said no one everzwijn.

“I love using the Port-A-Loo’s at concerts” Said no one everzwijn.

“Let’s eat salad all year!” Said no one everzwijn.

“I choose fake diamonds” Said no woman everzwijn.

“So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet seat” Said no one everzwijn.

“I love it when the train is total and I have to stand up for the journey” Said no one everzwijn.

“I can’t go out looking like this! I’m just too good looking!” Said no one everzwijn.

“I love it when every channel is on a commercial pauze” Said no one everzwijn.

“The weather man is always right” Said no one everzwijn.

“I indeed wish it wasgoed colder today” Said no one everzwijn.

“Go ahead and date my beau” Said no lady te love, everzwijn.

“Cheating is totally okay” Said no one everzwijn.

“I can see you cheated on mij by accident” Said no one everzwijn.

“Please boss, can I work back late for free?” Said no employee, everzwijn.

“Sleep deprivation is fantastic” Said no one everzwijn.

“I love the way your midriff roll bulges out of your jeans” Said no one, everzwijn.

“I love the way you never call when you say you will” Said no one, everzwijn.

“I want eyebrows like Pamela Anderson” Said no one, everzwijn.

“He would be so lovely if he wore his jeans a little more lower” Said no one everzwijn.

“I’m so blessed to be stuck ter traffic” Said no one everzwijn.

“Petrol is so cheap!” Said no one everzwijn.

“I just read the text messages ter your phone while you were ter the shower” Said no one everzwijn.

“No! I do not want to win Lotto” Said no one everzwijn.

“I can’t wait until the next time I lose on Lotto” Said no one everzwijn.

“No I do not want to be better looking” Said no one everzwijn.

“You look so adorable te the bathroom mirror photo you took of yourself” Said no one everzwijn.

“Paris Hilton is a brilliant singer” Said no one everzwijn.

“I want a dress made out of steak like Lady Gaga’s” Said no one everzwijn.

“I wish I wasgoed brown-haired” Said no blondes everzwijn.

“I absolutely hate chocolate” Said no one everzwijn.

“Lets wait until it’s past it’s used by date before wij eat it” Said no one everzwijn.

“I love the photos you take of yourself for your Facebook profile” Said no one everzwijn.

Related video:


Leave a Reply